1. sexyyuglyy:

    what’s the point of blurring out the middle finger on tv like ooooh you have me fooled what’s behind all that blur?  is it an umbrella?  an elephant?  a young bill cosby? 

    (via vodkarettes)

  2. (Source: baesment, via sleepingwiththekings)

  3. dyselxia:

    when you flawlessly execute an insult

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    (via greed)

  4. hallowkorg:

    happy halloween. its fucking halloween every day from now until the end of october. happy fucking halloween

    (via queen-mickey-the-sass-master)

  5. hydrogyne:

romtorum5ever:

Robin the bank


#that pun was on point

    hydrogyne:

    romtorum5ever:

    Robin the bank

    (via queen-mickey-the-sass-master)

  6. (Source: makemestfu, via alicelivesinneverland)

  7. xekstrin:

    a story about a clan of werewolves where only the women turn into werewolves due to an ancient curse

    and a trans girl sobbing with relief and happiness the first full moon of her thirteenth birthday, when she finally transforms

    (via solarescapeartist97)

  8. theangelsnebula:

“When I was eight, I was confused about being called ‘bossy’ because I wanted to direct the plays that we would put on for our parents. But the boys were not. When at 14, I started to be sexualized by certain elements of the media. When at 15, my girlfriends started dropping out of their beloved sports teams because they didn’t want to appear ‘muscle-y.’ When at 18, my males friends were unable to express their feelings; I decided that I was a feminist.” 

    theangelsnebula:

    When I was eight, I was confused about being called ‘bossy’ because I wanted to direct the plays that we would put on for our parents. But the boys were not. When at 14, I started to be sexualized by certain elements of the media. When at 15, my girlfriends started dropping out of their beloved sports teams because they didn’t want to appear ‘muscle-y.’ When at 18, my males friends were unable to express their feelings; I decided that I was a feminist.” 

    (via alicelivesinneverland)

  9. ghosturie:

    patrick-stumps:

    ottermatopoeia:

    mattniskanenseyebrows:

    OCTOBER IS NEXT WEEK

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    OCTOBER IS THIS WEEK
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    OCTOBER IS TOMORROW

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    I͔̟̠̻̽̋̌͋͌́̆T̶̠̖̙͙͈̐͂S̽ͥͣ̄̄̚͝ ͖̞̈́͗̄̿͐O̠̪̙͊ͯ͒͐͐̐̐Cͭ̃͛́T̍ͣ́ͮͩŎ̈́҉Ḅ̞ͦ̾̄͗̓͛͘E̸̥̩̦̝̲̊̉͋̅̋̒̿R̲̝͔̪̬͎̯̎̋

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    (via theonehundrethluftballon)

  10. yeah-ditto-obvs:

    literally all i want is to fall asleep on someone

    that’s it

    that’s all

    i’m very tired and i want to lay my head on someone’s stomach and have them run their fingers through my hair and sleep

    (via d--isposable)